John the Mudslinger McCain was back campaigning in Colorado on Friday with former Broncos quarterback John Elway. He drew an impressively, massive crowd of 6,000 hate spewing, fear spreading, ignoramuses to Durango High School. On the front page of the Rocky Mountain News today I had the priviledge of reading this:
"I think when the votes come in, Obama will be surprised," said Chris Gregory, an unaffiliated Durango voter who works as a high school janitor. Gregory is supporting Mccain and his running mate Sarah Palin because they are "the true Americans."
Oh brother, where do I begin. When the votes come in, Obama will be surprised. "Oh SNAP! I didn't think we'd actually win Georgia, North Carolina, Virginia and Indiana. AND Ohio AND Florida?! It's as if the natural universe is turning upside down on its head. What in the name of REAL America is going on here?" As for the "true Americans" quote, its already been well documented that Todd Palin, Governor Dipshit's husband, was once part of the Alaskan Successionist Party, for you Republicans that means they were in favor of Alaska splitting from the United States to form their own country of Alaska. News flash to Chris the Janitor, John McBush and Sarah Failin' are not going to help you, at all. They're not going to help lower your taxes, they're not going to help you afford your healthcare, they're not going to help send your kids to college. But I'm sure you'll be able to afford that yourself on your janitor's wages.
Elway cautioned the crowd against counting out the McCain campaign, "I know a thing or two about comebacks," Elway said. Ok, so that's a brilliant line, but Johnny boy, this is not being on the two yard line in Cleveland, in the Dawg Pound, with two minutes left to send your team to the Super Bowl. This is like being in a marathon and you're 3 and half miles behind the Kenyan team and they have the finish line in sight. Now that's a brilliant line.
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